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 Things Women Need to Know!!!

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Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew. . .


If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.  We refuse to answer.


Learn to work the toilet seat.  If it's up, put it down.

Don't cut your hair.  Ever.  Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.  One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with them.


Birthdays, Valentine's Day, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!


If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.


Sometimes, we're not thinking about you.  Live with it.


Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.


Sunday sports.  It's like the full moon or the changing of the tide.  Let it be.


Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.


When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.  Really.


You have enough clothes.


You have too many shoes.


Crying is blackmail.


Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.



Ask for what you want.  Let's be clear on this one:  Subtle hints don't work.  Strong hints don't work.  Really obvious hints don't work.  Just say it!


No, we don't know what day it is.  We never will.  Mark anniversaries on a calendar.


Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult.  We're bound to miss sometimes. 


Most guys own three pairs of shoes.  What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing what pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?



Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.  That's what we do.  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.


Foreign films are best left to foreigners.


Check your oil.


Don't fake it.  We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.


It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.  No, it doesn't matter which quiz.


Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  All comments become null and void after 7 days.


If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.


If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.